|
The
book
A
Year in the Merde
By Paul West
In
his début novel, Paul West describes the French as they really
are. They're not cheese-eating surrender monkeys, but they do eat
a lot of cheese, some of which smells like pigs' droppings. In general,
they do not wash their armpits with garlic soap. They are still
in shock at being stupid enough to sell Louisiana and thereby losing
the chance to make French the global language. Going on strike really
is the second national participation sport after pétanque.
And they really do use suppositories.
Paul West, a young Englishman, arrives to set up some "English"
tea-rooms in Paris and gives a laugh-out-loud account of the pleasures
and perils of being a Brit in France. Less quaint than A Year
in Provence, less chocolatey than Chocolat, this book
will tell you how to get the best of the grumpiest Parisian waiter,
how to survive French meetings, how to make perfect vinaigrette
every time, and how not to buy a house in the French countryside.
According to Paul, "all names have been changed to avoid embarrassment,
possible legal action and having my legs broken by someone in an
Yves Saint Laurent suit (or, quite possibly, a Christian Dior skirt)."
A few of the chapter headings
God save the cuisine
Liberté, égalité, get out of my way
Make amour, not war
The joy of suppositories
ISBN
2-9521638-1-2
|
The
author
Read a chapter from the novel
Order A Year in the Merde
|